I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
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Sometimes, carrying on, just carrying on, is the superhuman achievement.
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There are those who look at things the way they are and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not. And then the engineers tell me why not.
— Bryan Hendrix, graphic artist
I am lonely, yet not everybody will do. I don’t know why, some people fill the gaps but other people emphasize my loneliness.
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When I am with you, there is nowhere else I’d rather be. And I am a person who always wants to be somewhere else.
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I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show
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Maybe that’s what society is now… empty pictures and pointless quotes.
— Sabrina Peña Young, musician
We must remember that there’s more than one story and plot in every novel. There are at least as many stories as there are main characters, and each of these stories has to have multiple plots to keep it going – blood and bone, nerve and tissue, forgotten longing and unknown events.
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Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Give him a religion, and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish
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If I got a pet hedgehog, I would totally name it… Luigi. You have to keep people on their toes.
— James Webb, iOS developer
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There are only so many times that you can utter ‘It does not hurt’ before it begins to hurt even more than the hurt. You become enlightened of the feeling of feeling hurt, which is worse, I am certain, than the existent hurt.
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